Top 10 things you can do while waiting for the 2407 to be released:

10. Find ways to blame President Bush for the lack of information.

9. Find ways to blame Bill Gates for same.

8. Get a life.

7. Start rumors about the 2707 release date.

6. Use IM and/or myspace to make a friend in Japan, get him/her to buy one and ship it to you.

5. Then get him/her to buy and ship one to me.

4. Figure out concrete ways to move the country to mostly ethanol based cars and roll out the infrastructure; at this rate, you'll have plenty of time to think.

3. Sit in front of your 2405, make your fingers into the shape of a gun, do your best Clint Eastwood impersonation, and say "your days are numbered PUNK!"

2. Dress like a pimp (in which you must wear fur and platform shoes), and tell your current LCD it's time to "sell that ass on ebay" because there will be a new girl in town.

1. Email Dell and tell them to release this bad boy YESTERDAY, because you have it on excellent authority that SED monitors will be released in May after a super-secret marketing and technology summit was convened in Japan, and that they'll be priced at 800 bucks for a 32'' SED panel.